30 July 2008

LIVE :: Cuauhtémoc Blanco Sentencing (VIDEO)

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EdTheRed said...

Wow! I'm not sure which part was my favorite...the part where Blanco's agent was all, "I'm out of order? You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order!" Or the part at the end when Blanco was like, "¿Quieres la verdad? ¿Quieres la verdad? ¡No se puede hacer frente a la verdad!" I guess I'm gonna have to go with Blanco being hauled off in leg irons...

Agent 009 said...

I shed a tear when Joe Machnik told Blanco that he need to knock off the violence, and... "Easy, baby! And what's with the sneering crap? Don't do that to the fans, they want to like you! That's what killed Luis Hernandez - contempt for the fans."

Agent 009 said...

I was able to dig up a short piece of the transcript here:

Joe Machnik: You're all talk, Blanco! You want a piece of me? I'm right here!

Cuauhtemoc Blanco: Don't provoke me, old man.

Joe Machnik: You don't scare me. I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool!

Cuauhtemoc Blanco: Alright, I'll rip your steenking head off.

Joe Machnik: Abbott, go kick his ass.

Steve Abbott: [ confused ] What?

Joe Machnik: You heard me!

Ivan Gazidis: Do it, Steve!

Steve Abbott: Huh? Well.. okay.. [ stands over Blanco ]

Cuauhtemoc Blanco: You got it. [ punches Abbott in the gut, knocking him to the floor ]

MLSR said...

Genius. Well done.