Rating: 3 (meh)
MLS Rumors Rumors has learned that legendary keeper Orange Traffic Cone is heading to DC! The move appears designed to replace soon-to-be outgoing keeper Zach "The Gaffe" Wells, who will be heading to Norwegian side Ham-Kam along with a case of 100 pupusas - a transfer you read about first right here at MLS Rumors Rumors.
Earlier today, after declining to discuss possible player moves with Washington Post reporter Steven Goff, United coach Tom Soehn was spotted by our source having a very interesting conversation:
Tommy wandered off to a corner of the field and started talking loudly and gesticulating wildly...at first I thought he was just talking to himself, but then I noticed that he was actually standing right next to OTC! My ears perked up, and I heard him say, "You wanna play keeper for us? You wanna play keeper for us? Well I don't see anyone else around here who can play keeper for us, so I must be talkin' to you!" I said to myself, my god, Kyle Sheldon, what a scoop! This is anonymous, right?You bet it is, Kyle. You bet it is.