DC United is proud to announce that in July the team will be facing the international powerhouse FC Santa Coloma from the Andorran First Division. The team is touring the United States to reward their loyal fanbase and to make inroads in the lucrative US soccer market. DC United apparently came upon the idea after the mother of the trainer for FC Santa Coloma sent them a DVD with highlights.
Look, we are always trying to get the best in here. We saw this DVD and said, that is a team we need to play! They are awesome. So stylish. We saw this one guy dribble an entire team four times - he even had the same moves and the guys still bought them every time. Reminded us of the Preki moves. Wonderful. Our supporters will be enthralled.
The match is scheduled to take place at FED Ex Field in Landover, Maryland. Tickets start at $100.