According to the best sources at the local establishment we frequented, the Kraft family just recently found out that they still were in charge of the New England Revolution. Apparently, members of the family were complaining about the lack of signings and spate of injuries and all of the red cards, when it was brought to their attention that they in fact are still in charge of the organization.
“We had no idea. We know that we owned and operated them a few seasons ago but really it just slipped our minds. I think we might need to spend some time figuring out how we can get a few more players that have done more than play FIFA 2010.”