05 August 2008

SuperHeist: New Shit Has Come to Light!

This just in from The Dude, our man on the inside of the recent theft by Nihilists of $1 million in SuperLiga prize money:
I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?
That had not occurred to us, Dude.

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