MLS Rumors² also contacted the Malibu Sheriff's Department, whom we were told is handling the case. The Sheriff initially refused to comment, but when pressed, told us:
Mr. Vergara draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, MLS Rumors Rumors. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Rumor-Boy. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
To which this blogger replied, "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."
This is a developing story. Check back with MLS Rumors² for updates!