22 July 2008

NJSEA Security *May* be Overzealous!

This just in - it appears that the security personnel working at Giants Stadium, under the auspices of the NJSEA, may have a tendency to overreact, and might in fact be a bunch of poorly-trained, underpaid thugs just looking for an excuse to crack some skulls.

Another rumor circulating is that the sun may in fact rise in the east.

We are awaiting confirmation of both rumors.

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