29 April 2010

Worrisome: Kolumbus Krew Kickers Plan Raid

The Kolumbus Krew Kickers Supporters Fanboy Group have had little to do recently. Without rival team’s fans coming to Crew Stadium to create problems, the Kickers have been without an outlet for their violent posturing activities. Our inside man has found out that the Kickers are planning on an all-night vigil and taunting at a local retirement community to maintain their “hard core” attitudes and to prove they are “hard”.

The vigil is scheduled for May 2nd from 5pm to 9pm and will take place in the parking lot of the Active Oaks Retirement Community. According to our source, the all-night vigil is ending at 9pm because the Kickers need to get home in time to watch a Lifetime special.

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