20 November 2008

Red Bull NY Red Bulls of Harrison, NJ in Final, MLS Rumors² Staff in Denial

The author earlier today. I'm doing just fine - really! Thanks for asking!
WASHINGTON, DC, November 20, 2008: Following confirmation of previously discounted reports that the Red Bull New York Red Bulls of Harrison, NJ have reached the MLS Cup final, MLS Rumors² continued to deny reality.

"I mean, seriously, Western Conference champions? We're actually supposed to believe that? They don't even play in the Western Conference! You'll have to do a little better than that to pull the wool over our eyes," I said to my reflection as I decided not to shave yet again this morning. "Next thing you know, MLSnet.com is going to ask me to send my SSN and bank account number to some deposed government official in Nigeria. No thank you!"

When asked by my reflection just exactly what the hell I was talking about, I replied, "This conversation is over."


dadman said...

I'm surprised (and impressed) that you could even walk to the bathroom to address your own reflection. I haven't stirred from this fetid bed since RSL bounced it's third one off the woodwork.

I mean, what's the point? I've got WiFi.

Have you ever been over on this site, YouTube? Lots of great stuff on there.


Revelation said...

You mean they weren't joking about this? I thought they were just trying to make Red Bull NY Red Bulls of Harrison, New Jersey fans a little happier in this time of national turmoil.