I had just finished my lunch of General Tso's chicken and Hot & Sour soup when the bill promptly arrived along with the traditional fortune cookie. My luncheon guest suggested we play the old "in bed" game with the fortunes. I'm game for some innuendo and inappropriate behavior during digestion so I said "You first".
Her fortune came up "Love always and deeply." to which she added "in bed". The steamy glance she shot me most likely turned my face the color of the fellow who wears the bull horns at Giants Stadium while witnessing the latest pratfalls of Red Bull New York Red Bulls Of Harrison, New Jersey.
At any rate, I took a sip of hot tea, which by then had grown quite cold and bitter. Feeling a little bit more controlled, I set upon my cookie with vigor.
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Is there no end to this!???