09 July 2010

Latest: MLS Rumors Rumors Staff Found!

Yes, after weeks of not posting or postings regarding some piddly little tournament halfway around the world, we here at MLS Rumors Rumors have found our staff. They were literally passed out drunk in the basement of a local bar. One was mumbling over and over again: "Please, I won't quote you, but tell me what did Sebastian Veron's hair stylist say about Messi's interest in Real Salt Lake..."

So, never fear, we will be back to regularly scheduled news updates any minute now!

1 comment:

EdTheRed said...

Oh man, what a hangover. I guess no one ever said that fake gonzo journalism was going to be easy...