16 September 2008

US Star Fan Exits...



After weeks without a win and only dismal football on the horizon for the LA Galaxy, even long time superstar fan Drew Carey seems to be abandoning the team. When questioned by sources from the LA nightclub scene, Drew apparently said "Look I was already involved in a program where everything was made up and the points don't matter. I don't need to go to the Home Depot Center to see more of the same."

In a related note, AEG refused to comment on the rumor that the LA Galaxy was going to be leaving MLS to commit to a world wide tour with the New Jersey Generals Football Club.

2 comments:

Ronaldo said...

"Big" Phil Anschutz better start hiring strippers to keep Drew interested until Seattle starts playing next season.

dadman said...

I think the bloom when off the Galaxy rose for Drew when Landon stopped inviting him over for the Mary Kay evenings, opting for his new BFF Becks.